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At the EMP Group We Love Sex,  we love people who are honest about wanting a lot of sex!

At the EMP Group We love oral sex,  we love people who work hard at being good at oral sex!

While we would love to see the world be a more open and much more sexually oriented place where all people are comfortable with themselves and therefore much more relaxed about both having and enjoying sex, we want to see the internet around the world licensed as are radio and TV to protect the children.  (we have a solution which is non invasive, will not interrupt anyones ability to search for or publish basically anything they would like to online, we as a society have a responsibility to our children and the children of others by protecting them from the ravaging extremes in a world of unlimited free pornography.

In many ways the world has evolved into a reasonably civilized place particularly in many parts of the western world over the past few centuries.  We tend to treat people overall with respect and we try to care for and protect those who cannot perhaps look after themselves as well as they should.  ( I know you can cite hundreds or thousands of instances of injustice, or police brutality etc ) and as a collective society we are thrilled to witness the advances in education in places like Afghanistan and throughout Africa and India.

Our world is evolving and improving today at a much more rapid pace as so many who were oppressed by men or religion or both now have access in their communities to inexpensive mobile smart phones and smart young and old women everywhere are learning at a faster pace than ever before.

The best education and the best educators are now free to anyone with a mobile phone or an internet connection (Sal Khan, Coursera)

The Online Porn Problem Identified

When the internet was first truly introduced to the masses less than 20 years ago with the launch of Netscape, politicians and community leaders for the most part did not either understand it or certainly did not understand its implications.  Leaders (including President Clinton at the time) were told to sit down with 20 something whiz kids and learn about the internet.  It was these 20 somethings who guided the leaders decisions to not interfere with the freedom of the internet which by and large was not bad advice…….with the exception of the need to control porn (and perhaps online gaming).

The first problem is the politicians and their inherent laziness and fear of taking action. (this is not new)

The second problem are the left wing educators who delude themselves in to believing than the half of the world with IQ’s under 100 have a hope in hell of supervising their children on the internet.

The third problem are teenage boys.

Problem one,  the politicians do not really understand the internet,  they are relying on others to inform them how it works,  and all of the special interest groups lobby for no interference and no regulation.  And most politicians would likely have a hard time explaining why the FCC or the CRTC exist.

Problem two, the educators and their mouthpieces are suggesting that people have the ability to supervise their children learning at home.  (for 50% or more of the population this is simply not true, just look at the success of KIPP  https://vimeo.com/102245560  )  the average person has more than enough difficulty and certainly those in the bottom half of the intelligence spectrum should not be asked to rely on some nonsense like Net Nanny type of content control software.  It is frankly absurd,  very few adults have 1/100th the handle on how to use proxy servers to access free movies or music the way their children do.  Even the President of Canada’s largest ISP has no ability to prevent his child from stealing music, movies or accessing illegal porn: http://www.theglobeandmail.com/report-on-business/bell-media-president-urges-behavioural-shift-to-prevent-stealing/article24783094/  …..how the hell is the average parent supposed to control access?

Problem three may be the biggest problem Teenage Boys and girls and 8, 9 and  10 year olds everywhere.  There is a reason the creators of SouthPark base much of their shows interaction on the behaviour of 9 year old boys https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Park  They have very little sense and virtually no feelings of remorse or control.

Typically in a parenting situation Mr. and Mrs. Helicopter parent(s) are so proud of their neurosis, their adorable little child who is so clever and knows how to use the internet all by themselves!  So Mr. and Mrs. Helicopter send little Johnny who is 9 to play at the neighbours house with little Timmy who is also 9….except little Timmy has an older brother Damien and Damien is 13 and frankly has little more sense than Timmy or Johnny but Damien thinks it is historical to try to shock Timmy and Johnny whenever he can and Damien’s greatest source of shock value comes from his best friend Tabitha who has an older brother named Hannibal. 

Hannibal like many teenage boys is a porn addict and frankly a bit of a freak,  in Hannibal’s typical week of life (168 hours) he has about 20 hours of school and he spends the rest of his time dreaming about being famous getting laid someday and searching for a watching the most disturbing porn he can find.  Naturally he shares the grossest and most disturbing stuff with his sister Tabitha and her friends,  he is a couple of years older and Damien thinks Hannibal is experienced and although he doesn’t really understand much of the stuff Tabitha and Hannibal show him he thinks it is funny to show the most bizarre sex and porn videos to Timmy and Johnny.  Damien has also told Timmy and Johnny hundreds of times that all girls love rough sex, love to be slapped, prefer anal sex and prefer to have men come on their faces…..this is all several years before Timmy and Johnny know what come is and 6 or 7 years before some lame teacher in school presents some absurd sex ed course.

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Let’s put an end to a world where 17 year old girls are seduced into entering the porn industry ( and do because they think it is normal or OK ) http://www.trickedfilm.com/   It is not just these lives being ruined an entire generation is forever affected,  lets make sure the next one has a chance.

Lets put an end to a world of religious oppression where women are not supposed to enjoy sex.  Lets put an end to a world where women and men think oral sex is dirty.  Lets put an end to a world where women are not supposed to love oral sex.  And finally lets promote an internet where any one who wants to buy a $0.99 porn movie can (if they are over 18)

Buy one of our T Shirts or Hats and support a world with a 50% faster and cheaper internet not clogged by 2.5 Billion daily porn emails, 25% of all search engine request are porn related, 35% of all internet downloads are pornographic

Where children 4, 5, 6 and 7 are not being exposed to a mountain of porn.

Lets make all our relationships better,  give oral sex to your partner today and tomorrow and everyday there after,  if you are going down on your partner everyday everyone in the world will be much happier!

If you disagree with anything I have said then you are fucking stupid,  and you likely start every day at your breakfast table telling your kids you are going to fuck someone in the ass or you are going to get your cunt pummelled…..no?  Then why do you let your children have access to smart phones and the internet.

Porn Induced Erectile Dysfunction

https://youtu.be/XvyejdlmKpE

Make Love not Porn!

http://blog.ted.com/cindy_gallop_ma/

Cindy in her initiative does an extraordinary job articulating how impressionable people are.

Lets Make Sure our Youth Learn the right messages

https://vimeo.com/128105683

Too many porn producers think they are funny when they make fun of rape or forced sex…….it is not funny!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/alex-iansiti/how-my-generations-identi_b_7351024.html

http://www.ted.com/talks/richard_dawkins_on_militant_atheism

Rape is not Funny:  Consent Video for stupid people:  https://vimeo.com/128105683

Porn is clogging the bowels of the internet:

http://www.businessinsider.com/15-things-you-need-to-know-about-internet-porn-2011-8?op=1

Evolution has not prepared your brain for today’s internet porn:

http://yourbrainonporn.com/age-20-masturbation-pretty-natural-behavior-porn-clogs-your-brain-super-stimulating-it

https://vimeo.com/128105683

Lets reduce child exploitation and get children out of porn:  http://www.globalinitiative.net/stolen-innocence-the-online-exploitation-of-children/

The Eat More Pussy Group of Companies in an effort to speed up the internet and make the world a better place by inspiring more sex (by the way it is volume that matters not quality,  according to recent research)

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Also have a look at our recommended reading list and online video education on how to perform oral sex!

Damien and Hannibal!

Damien Malfoy ,  summer 2014

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